You Won’t Believe What People Do In Their Showers

It’s official. People are gross.

Don’t think so? Well listen to what I just found out today.

A survey carried out by a bathroom company discovered some really shocking facts about people’s gross and embarrassing bathroom habits and I am shooketh.

They found that 1 in 5 people spit in the shower, which is gross but it’s not that bad.

They further found that around 1 in 3 people relieve themselves in the shower – which is a bit grosser, but I still don’t think it’s THAT bad.

It wasn’t these facts that left me shocked; instead it’s the fact that a shocking 1 in 30 people have admitted that they actually drop a number two in the shower while washing.

What? Like seriously what?

While commenting on the findings, a spokesperson for the company who conducted the survey said: “Our bathing habits are more than purely logical choices made to stay hygienic. Instead, they can reveal secrets about who we are, what we care about, and even what our relationships are like.”

If you ask me, defecating in the shower reveals that you didn’t pass the potty training course as a toddler.

Either way, one thing is certain – I’ve always secretly known that people are really gross but wow…

With that said, I have a confession to make.

When I thought about covering this survey and its findings I considered tossing in a good pun because I love a good pun; but in the end I wasn’t sure if I should.

So instead I’ll just leave you with this…

Stop being gross because as humans, to be hygienic, is our doody…