Sydney Sweeney’s Soap for Sale!!!

People are gross. In 2 ways. 

1. The gross way 
2. The exploitative way 

What happens when you combine those 2!? 

Lets start with number 1:

• People on the internet were joking that they would buy actress Sydney Sweeney’s bath water… gross!

And number 2. 

• Sydney Sweeney said “Fine, buy it!” 

For the low, low price of N$ 140.00 minus import you could’ve bought soap, made with Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater.  

No jokes! And, it comes in 4 varieties!!! 

• Pine 
• Fir 
• Shea Butter 
• The absolute requirement for psychological intervention in your life <- This one is a joke!

Like I said, you COULD’VE bought it: Only 5000 bars of soap were made, and they are GONE!!!

Sadly, (thanks pervert Reddit community) she is NOT the first to do this… Belle Delphine, a South African-born British social media personality, adult actress, model, and YouTuber did it first. 

(Belle Delphine. Remember incognito mode. )

If you could see my face, you would see that I am tired… tired of what we have become as a species…  

Lets end this with a bit of humour: 

• For what it’s worth, maybe there is a silver lining to this all… Sydney Sweeney found a way to get all the creepy internet perves to FINALLY take a bath!  
• How long before this is acquired by Gworth Paltrow’s company!? 
• If her DNA is in the soap, we have some crazy CSI episodes coming our way 
• Can we give Katy Perry’s PR team a break now!? 
• We all know someone who would buy this, and if you don’t, it’s probably you!