Robbie Williams… Singer and Pirate!?

Robbie Williams, “bad boy” of the pop world…

Robbie has opened up about a recent health scare, revealing he contracted a little bit of a disease! 

Now given his “bad boy” persona, I was expecting Robbie to announce that the sore on his lip is NOT because he got punched, if you know what I mean… 

I mean statistically him being a human petri dish is more likely than what he ACTUALLY contracted!!! 

Robbie Williams, in the year 2025, with all the vitamins and minerals available to a millionaire like himself, has contracted… 

SCURVY!!! 

Robbie, you’re living in thew 21st century! You’re not a pirate from the 1600’s!  

He explained that his stringent dietary habits during an attempt to lose weight led to this condition.⁠ 

“I was on this very strict diet, and I didn’t realize I wasn’t getting enough vitamin C. It was a wake-up call.”  

I googled… “Scurvy, typically develops after at least 3 months or more of inadequate vitamin C intake.” 

Are you telling me, that for 3 months, you didn’t pick up an orange once in a while!?

Who was your dietician… JACK SPARROW!?⁠ 

Robbie emphasized the importance of a balanced diet and urged others to be mindful of their nutritional intake.⁠ e added:⁠ “It’s easy to overlook essential nutrients when you’re focused on losing weight or following a specific diet plan.” 

Yeah Robbie, we know! None of us are running around with bleeding gums!

Eat an orange once in a while, or even better:

MIMOSAS!