Push Presents: Face Tattoos and Houses!?

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Father’s Day is like almost here… so dad’s, I’m hoping you get a little ietsie from your kids!

If you don’t have kids yet and want kids one day, compromise must happen between all parties involved. 

Mom and dad must meet each other at a point where they both feel happy and safe and what not… To put it bluntly: it’s a business transaction of sorts! 

On the podcast titled “Something for that Ass” hosts Brooklynn and Lena discussed what are the requirements they expect from the men, that put a baby in them… 

Brooklyn has 2 requirements: 

My thoughts: Brooklyn wants him to promise to focus on his home life, or that he needs to have a certain amount of money stashed away to help afford the costs of a kid.

Those kind of make sense… but nope! 

So, first things first, and this is MY first-time hearing about this… She wants a push present: 

  • A push present (also called a push gift or a baby bauble) is a present a partner or family gives to the mother to mark the occasion of her giving birth to their child. In practice the present may be given before or after the birth, or even in the delivery room. 

Her push present must be either a car, or a house. Or both… 

But here’s the kicker… she says, and fair enough, her body will change forever if she has a baby, specifically referring to her tummy. So, she sees it as only fair that whoever she has a kid with has to get a tattoo of HER FACE, on his stomach… 

Some of the comments following the podcast

  • “Red flags all over the place.” 
  • “This is real because a lot of men don’t understand how much it takes to give birth and make it seems like it’s not a big deal, you couldn’t have said it any better. I love it!” 
  • “So a baby y’all both decided you wanted but you deserve a whole house or new car?” 
  • “Body for a body is reasonable.” 

 I’d say, sure its a body for a body, so let the dude just pile in the junk food and get big with you!!!

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Written by: Jacques

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