Jacques here!
The MET Gala happened last night. It’s a fundraiser for the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute, although it’s become more of a “look at me, look at me” fashion show!
I know I am not what you call “fashion-forward!” Black shoes, blue or black jeans and a black shirt! That’s me 99% of the time! So who am I to judge others… well, when you’re a bunch of millionaire’s with people consulting you on HOW to dress and you STILL look the way you do, it’s fair game!
Fashion themes, messages, and statements ASIDE!
Here we go!!! Jacques judges rich people’s MET Gala looks:
When your tailor (and your hairline) gives up halfway through…
At some point surely SOMEONE would’ve made a dandruff joke to make this dude rethink his outfit!?
When threatened, a Cobra will flare out its hood!
Ah yes, steampunk deck of playing cards
When you cut your own bangs… and roll in foil.
No Pants Gang #1
No Pants Gang #2
No Pants Gang #3
When the MET Gala is at 7PM but you want to be in bed at 7H30PM, bring your own duvet…
Welcome to the 75th Annual Hunger Games!
This reminds me of a kid who sucks at “hide and seek.” Yeah, you’re kind of hiding, but I can still see you!
…bruh
Let’s call it there… there were MANY more questionable looks… but when you’ve got a piano on your back, I think we’re gonna have a tough time topping that!
