Guys are less effective in a fight than they think…

Have you ever had the misfortune of going out, trying to have a good time, and there’s always some guy, who can’t handle his booze, trying to start a fight with everyone? 

And inevitably he has some poor girl trying to stop him: “Liefie, don’t!” 

And he hits back with some response: “They don’t know me, they don’t know how I can fight… I’ll take them all!”

Why is it ALWAYS a guy with those Tom Hardy Black & White quotes on his social media?

Back to them wanting to fight… leave them! Let it happen! Coz statistically speaking, their UFC career is going nowhere!!! 

A report from 2014 that recently popped up on my social media, has found that the average guy is 4,000% less effective in a fight than he thinks he is.⁠  

And the way guys are reacting to the report speaks wonders!!!  

• “This article is definitely not about me!
• “I can handle myself in a fight!”
• “I’m a chilled guy, but back me into a corner and we’re gonna have problems…” 

People are getting defensive, for NO reason!!!

The article is from a satirical website. As in: IT IS NOT TRUE! 

Now whether people just truly don’t get that it is satire, or the “roids” are kicking a little too strong, a sizeable portion of the comment section is trying to reassure us all just HOW deadly they are in a fight! 

And this confidence is not just reserved for satircal comment sections, but for actual surveys… 

In 2021 YouGov did a survey with American men asking them which ANIMALS they think they could take in a fight, with no weapon. 

The results are as follows: 

My guy… Never mind the 6% that think they could take a Grizzly Bear as per the headline, I want the confidence of the 8% that think they can take an Elephant!!!