Longest Human Name Ever

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I’m sure we all know someone who has a handful of middle names.

When their mom calls out those names, you know hell is loose!!!

“Pieter Frikkie Albaster Winchester Gertuide Jamsandwich Van der Merwe! Get here NOW!!!”

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I promise you, the longest name you can think of, is NOTHING compared to (as he is affectionately known as) Laurence Watkins, from New Zealand!

In fact, between “Laurence” and “Watkins” are another 2308 names. And no, that is not a typo…

Laurence Watkins: This Man's 2,253-Word Name Makes World Record, Leads To Legislative Reform

His full name consists of what seems like every name under the sun! And it is his LEGAL name! Given to him at birth…

In fact, it is even recognized by Guinness World Records!

Laurence Watkins

And yes… I will give you the full name! Good luck getting through it all!

His full name is:

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