Virginity for Sale – Never Used

Money: I’m not a fan.

If I could runaway and live off the land, I’d do it in a heartbeat! But yeesh, Namibia’s land is harsh!

So, a “jobbing” I will continue to do!

The problem with money is it’s evil! And yet, we all need it.  

With job markets being what they are, with things like rent, medical aid, and basic items like food and water skyrocketing in prices, and with salaries staying FIRMLY in place, you gotta do what you gotta do, to keep the lights on! 

Recently, Harry Potter actress Jessie Cave, she played Lavender Brown, started an OnlyFans.

You need to be a very specific kind of perve to enjoy her content… it will be, and I’m quoting her here: “No nudity, but hair fetish…” 

From the same world of making dumb amounts of money quickly, and also from England: 

22-Year-Old Laura, a student from Manchester has auctioned off…

HER VIRGINITY!

(Laura – Virginity not pictured)

I’ll be honest, weirder things have happened so lets not focus on the “What” but rather the “How… Much?”

The winning bid for Laura’s virginity was N$ 28.5 Million!!! 

Don’t we all regret living in sin now… 

But here’s where, and yes I am aware Laura is kind of weird and creepy for auctioning off her virginity in the first place, but here is where it gets REALLY CREEPY, considering the location and “status” on of who bought it!

With a bunch of bids coming in, the winner is allegedly a “High Profile Celeb” in Hollywood! To me, Hollywood is already a creeper dumpster-fire of a place, let alone the rich and wealthy that live there. So all I can envision is some creep with a lot of skeletons in the closet, getting the winning bid! 

The big question that everyone wants to know is WHO the celeb is? 

So… who do you think got the winning bid for Laura’s Virginity!?